Chrystal Ann Kaminski (surrealkiller) wrote,
Chrystal Ann Kaminski
surrealkiller

Bank joke

A crusty old man walks into a bank and says to the woman at the teller
>window "I want to open a damn checking account."
>
>The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon,sir. I must have
>misunderstood you. What did you say?"
>
>"Listen up, damnit. I said I want to open a damn checking account now!"
>"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
>bank."
>
>The teller leaves the window and goes over to the bank manager to inform
>him of her situation.
>
>The manager agrees that the teller does not have to listen to that
>foul language.
>
>They both return to the window and the manager asks the old geezer,"Sir,
>what seems to be the problem here?"
>
>"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 50 million bucks in
>the damn lottery and I want to open a damn checking account in this damn
>bank."
>
>"I see," says the manager, "and is this bitch giving you a hard time?"
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